It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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