Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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