office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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