Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just high enough for therapy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Randomize
