He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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