i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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