Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The dick lei will go down in squad history
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
