I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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