forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Randomize
