"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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