Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You are the jesus of drinking
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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