So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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