There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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"Walk up in the club like, 'What up?! I got a big gooch!'" just doesn't sound good. Sorry, bro.
No, you just have a small dick
The longer your gooch, the lower your balls hang, which means they stay cooler. Fertility depends on your balls being somewhat lower than body temperature. Boxers will give you better fertility than briefs, for example.
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