my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
