I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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