just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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