so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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