You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
