We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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