Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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