Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish I only lived at night.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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