i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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