Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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