Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
