We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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