ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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