An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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