Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We're too hungover to prance.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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