Small penises have feelings too.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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