Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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