THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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