is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My balls are so social today.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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