I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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