Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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