Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
operation have a gay friend backfired
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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