did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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