hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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