i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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