So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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