just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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