It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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