yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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