need another drink. this is the easiest way
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
either way he was missing a nipple.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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