how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
this hospital has no fireball
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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