he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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