big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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