he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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