What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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