I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
