Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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