TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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