i barfeds in our rink
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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