Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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