theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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