Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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