you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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