This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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