Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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