holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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